WTF???

The weirdest, most baffling or downright insane movie posters on the planet.

  • Sau Saal Baad
    Sau Saal Baad
  • Kara Simsek 1 a.k.a. Turkish Rocky
    Kara Simsek 1 a.k.a. Turkish Rocky
    Turkish cinema is known for its many 'remakes' of Western box-office successes. This one is better known as "Turkish Rocky" for obvious reasons. Oddly, the Turkish title "Kara Simsek" was also used for the "Knight Rider" TV series, perhaps explaining the numeral appended to the title of this movie. Serdar also starred in "Turkish Rambo".
  • Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #3
    Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #3
    Turkish lobby card for Filipino midgetsploitation, starring Weng Weng!!!
  • Kedi Karateci (Turkey)
    Kedi Karateci (Turkey)
    I'm a sucker for tacky poster art which is why I scarfed up this Turkish poster for unknown martial arts film immediately. The title literally means "Karate Cat" though this is most likely a retitling.
  • Robo Force (Pakistan)
    Robo Force (Pakistan)
    At first glance, that's Linda Blair and her heaving breasts from 'Savage Streets'. But once you get to the bottom-half, the fraud is exposed. This is a Pakistani poster 'mash-up' for a 'Robocop'-inspired comedy from Hong Kong called "Robo Force", a.k.a. "I Love Maria".
  • Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (Mexico)
    Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (Mexico)
    What were they thinking? The band hates this movie, because they claim it made them look silly. Really guys, you didn't see that coming after reading the script?
  • Poppea- A Prostitute in Service of the Emperor (Finland)
    Poppea- A Prostitute in Service of the Emperor (Finland)
  • Enigma de Muerte (Mexico)
    Enigma de Muerte (Mexico)
    Masked wrestler investigates a circus that's a cover for escaped Nazis. The lead Nazi, played by John Carradine (!), masquerades as a clown by day. Oddly, the scary guy in the mask on the picture is the GOOD guy.
  • The King of Comedy (Turkey)
    The King of Comedy (Turkey)
    The Turks prove they were masters of 'bait and switch' with this poster that's completely inappropriate for the film it's advertising. While the image screams 80's porn, the film is actually Martin Scorsese's "The King of Comedy" (the Turkish title literally means 'king of laughter') starring Robert DeNiro and Jerry Levis, I mean Lewis.
  • Krasue Grahailuead (Thai)
    Krasue Grahailuead (Thai)
    Weird as it may look to Westerners, the Krasue (the flying head'n'organs witch) is very common in the folklore of Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia and the Phillippines., and has already appeared in 30+ films. The title here literally means "Bloody Filth-Eating Spirit”.
  • Detournement de mineur
    Detournement de mineur
  • Asi Kabadayi (Turkey)
    Asi Kabadayi (Turkey)
    The film's title roughly translates to "Rebel Bully", but trash-cinephiles know this film better as 'Turkish Wolverine' for obvious reasons. Starring Serdar, Turkey's Sylvester Stallone, who also starred in 'Turkish Rambo' and 'Turkish Rocky'.
  • Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks – German lobby card #5
    Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks – German lobby card #5
    Unless you've seen the film, your guess is as good as mine/
  • The Crippled Masters (Yugo)
    The Crippled Masters (Yugo)
    A man with no arms teams up with a man with no legs to fight the man who crippled them. Hands-down the most tasteless martial arts film you'll ever see, starring real handicapped actors.
  • Ramo a.k.a. Turkish Rambo (Turkey)
    Ramo a.k.a. Turkish Rambo (Turkey)
    Original poster for Turkish "Rambo" remake which seems to have lost a consonant.
  • Shaitani Dracula (Pakistan)
    Shaitani Dracula (Pakistan)
    Looks like the special effects department raided the dollar store after Halloween in preparation for this Bollywood horror production.
  • Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #3
    Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #3
    This Filipino kidsploitation looks like a hootin' good time!
  • The Girls Who Do (Germany)
    The Girls Who Do (Germany)
    Holy Stretchmarks! I agree there's too much Photoshop on contemporary movie posters, but on this German sex comedy poster there couldn't be enough of it. I've seen this film, and I know there are better-looking women in it than this.
  • Parasmani (India)
    Parasmani (India)
    "We're gonna need a bigger can of bug-spray." One scary acid-trip of a poster for a 1963 Hindi musical fantasy film.
  • Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #2
    Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #2
  • Satanik (Turkey)
    Satanik (Turkey)
    STOLEN SKINMAG PHOTO?
  • Tatar Ramazan (Turkey)
    Tatar Ramazan (Turkey)
    Eye-catching art for what looks like a badass Turkish revenge flick but probably isn't.
  • Hollow-Eyed Ghost (Thailand)
    Hollow-Eyed Ghost (Thailand)
    I know nothing about this Thai horror film, except that the title means "Hollow-Eyed Ghost". But judging by the stunningly macabre artwork, I'm going to have to keep my eyes peeled for this one.
  • The Super Riders – Lebanese lobby card #1
    The Super Riders – Lebanese lobby card #1
    Lobby card from Lebanon for Japanese fantasy flick
  • A*P*E (Belgium)
    A*P*E (Belgium)
    Giant ape + giant shark + giant snake = giant turd. Thank God it's got 'Mega Sound'! This American / South Korean co-production was rushed into production to capitalize on the release of Dino De Laurentiis' King Kong remake.