WTF???

The weirdest, most baffling or downright insane movie posters on the planet.

  • The Incredible Kids (Turkey)
    The Incredible Kids (Turkey)
    Kung-fu kidsploitation comedy from Taiwan. The Turkish title means "Little Rambos", which if you think about it, is a far better title than 'The Incredible Kids'.
  • Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #3
    Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #3
    This Filipino kidsploitation looks like a hootin' good time!
  • Robbery of the Mummies of Guanajuato – lobby card #2
    Robbery of the Mummies of Guanajuato – lobby card #2
    Mexican wrestlers + walking corpses + ass-kicking dwarf-thugs = the perfect cinematic accompaniment to pizza and beer
  • Crocodile Evil (Thailand)
    Crocodile Evil (Thailand)
    Another freaky-looking Thai poster for a weird-ass 80's Hong Kong horror flick. I'm going to pretend that crocodile isn't doing what I think its doing between that girl's legs.
  • The Crippled Masters (Yugo)
    The Crippled Masters (Yugo)
    A man with no arms teams up with a man with no legs to fight the man who crippled them. Hands-down the most tasteless martial arts film you'll ever see, starring real handicapped actors.
  • Krasue Grahailuead (Thai)
    Krasue Grahailuead (Thai)
    Weird as it may look to Westerners, the Krasue (the flying head'n'organs witch) is very common in the folklore of Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia and the Phillippines., and has already appeared in 30+ films. The title here literally means "Bloody Filth-Eating Spirit”.
  • Detournement de mineur
    Detournement de mineur
  • Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #1
    Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #1
  • Los Vampiros de Coyoacan
    Los Vampiros de Coyoacan
  • Friday the 13th (Turkey)
    Friday the 13th (Turkey)
    Turkish one-sheet for the first entry in the "Friday the 13th" franchise, though the main image, cast and director (Steve Miner) would suggest that this is really for "Friday the 13th, Part 2".
  • Pecador (Poland)
    Pecador (Poland)
    Hard-drinking masked wrestler battles space aliens and Sasquatch in this low-budget, feature-length Polish homage to Mexican wrestling movies by Dawid Gryza and Paweł Kaczmarek.
  • Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (Mexico)
    Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (Mexico)
    What were they thinking? The band hates this movie, because they claim it made them look silly. Really guys, you didn't see that coming after reading the script?
  • A*P*E (Belgium)
    A*P*E (Belgium)
    Giant ape + giant shark + giant snake = giant turd. Thank God it's got 'Mega Sound'! This American / South Korean co-production was rushed into production to capitalize on the release of Dino De Laurentiis' King Kong remake.
  • Kedi Karateci (Turkey)
    Kedi Karateci (Turkey)
    I'm a sucker for tacky poster art which is why I scarfed up this Turkish poster for unknown martial arts film immediately. The title literally means "Karate Cat" though this is most likely a retitling.
  • The Super Riders – Lebanese lobby card #2
    The Super Riders – Lebanese lobby card #2
    Lobby card from Lebanon for Japanese fantasy flick
  • Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #2
    Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #2
    Turkish lobby card for Filipino midgetsploitation, starring Weng Weng!!!
  • Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #3
    Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #3
    Turkish lobby card for Filipino midgetsploitation, starring Weng Weng!!!
  • Hollow-Eyed Ghost (Thailand)
    Hollow-Eyed Ghost (Thailand)
    I know nothing about this Thai horror film, except that the title means "Hollow-Eyed Ghost". But judging by the stunningly macabre artwork, I'm going to have to keep my eyes peeled for this one.
  • Ramo a.k.a. Turkish Rambo (Turkey)
    Ramo a.k.a. Turkish Rambo (Turkey)
    Original poster for Turkish "Rambo" remake which seems to have lost a consonant.
  • Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #1
    Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #1
    Turkish lobby card for Filipino midgetsploitation, starring Weng Weng!!!
  • Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks – German lobby card #6
    Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks – German lobby card #6
  • Enigma de Muerte (Mexico)
    Enigma de Muerte (Mexico)
    Masked wrestler investigates a circus that's a cover for escaped Nazis. The lead Nazi, played by John Carradine (!), masquerades as a clown by day. Oddly, the scary guy in the mask on the picture is the GOOD guy.
  • Cocaine Wars (Egypt)
    Cocaine Wars (Egypt)
    'Cocaine Wars' was a cheap straight-to-video production starring "Duke of Hazzard" John Schneider. So what is David Carradine from "P.O.W.: The Escape" doing on here?
  • King Kong Ki Waapsi (India)
    King Kong Ki Waapsi (India)
    Indian poster for a film titled "King Kong Returns" which is most likely 1986's 'King Kong Lives', directed by John Guillermin, redubbed and released in India to cash in on the success of Peter Jackson's 'King Kong'. It's certain that 'producer' Raju Bahruz had nothing to do with the production of the film.
  • Dog Soldiers (Pakistan)
    Dog Soldiers (Pakistan)
    An odd poster for Neil Marshall's "Dog Soldier" (sic), featuring creatures that look more were-ape than were-wolf. And I don't remember those bikini gals making an appearance anywhere in the film. This must be another creative recycling of movie poster images I've learned to expect (and love) from Pakistan.