WTF???

The weirdest, most baffling or downright insane movie posters on the planet.

  • The Girls Who Do (Germany)
    The Girls Who Do (Germany)
    Holy Stretchmarks! I agree there's too much Photoshop on contemporary movie posters, but on this German sex comedy poster there couldn't be enough of it. I've seen this film, and I know there are better-looking women in it than this.
  • Pecador (Poland)
    Pecador (Poland)
    Hard-drinking masked wrestler battles space aliens and Sasquatch in this low-budget, feature-length Polish homage to Mexican wrestling movies by Dawid Gryza and Paweł Kaczmarek.
  • The Super Riders – Lebanese lobby card #2
    The Super Riders – Lebanese lobby card #2
    Lobby card from Lebanon for Japanese fantasy flick
  • Kedi Karateci (Turkey)
    Kedi Karateci (Turkey)
    I'm a sucker for tacky poster art which is why I scarfed up this Turkish poster for unknown martial arts film immediately. The title literally means "Karate Cat" though this is most likely a retitling.
  • Pets (Pakistan)
    Pets (Pakistan)
    More filched artwork? While the girls on the bottom-half of the poster are definitely from 'Pets', I suspect the top-half of the poster was nicked from a different movie poster to make this look like a prison-break flick.
  • Shaolin vs. Evil Dead – version B (Pakistan)
    Shaolin vs. Evil Dead – version B (Pakistan)
    Ever hear of the EVIL DEAD sequel Sam Raimi shot in Hong Kong? Neither did we. The poster says 'Evil Dead 4' but it's really a 2004 martial arts/horror flick starring Gordon Liu.
  • A*P*E (Belgium)
    A*P*E (Belgium)
    Giant ape + giant shark + giant snake = giant turd. Thank God it's got 'Mega Sound'! This American / South Korean co-production was rushed into production to capitalize on the release of Dino De Laurentiis' King Kong remake.
  • The Sex Adventures of the Three Musketeers (Germany)
    The Sex Adventures of the Three Musketeers (Germany)
    Noxiously misogynistic German poster for Erwin C. Dietrich sex comedy. You could never get away with movie advertising like this today, nor would you want to.
  • King Kong: The Giant Ape (India)
    King Kong: The Giant Ape (India)
    Awful Indian poster for what is most likely a retitled print of Dino De Laurentiis' 'King Kong' from 1976, redubbed and re-released to cash in on the success of Peter Jackson's 'King Kong'.
  • Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #1
    Agent 00 – Turkish lobby card #1
    Turkish lobby card for Filipino midgetsploitation, starring Weng Weng!!!
  • Robbery of the Mummies of Guanajuato – lobby card #2
    Robbery of the Mummies of Guanajuato – lobby card #2
    Mexican wrestlers + walking corpses + ass-kicking dwarf-thugs = the perfect cinematic accompaniment to pizza and beer
  • House of 1000 Dolls (Turkey)
    House of 1000 Dolls (Turkey)
    Is there really a Grindhouse God?
  • Los Vampiros de Coyoacan
    Los Vampiros de Coyoacan
  • Abby (Mexico)
    Abby (Mexico)
    Blaxploitation meets demonic possession, directed by William Girdler. So why is there a shot from a Jean Rollin film on here?
  • Ratman
    Ratman
  • The Crippled Masters (Yugo)
    The Crippled Masters (Yugo)
    A man with no arms teams up with a man with no legs to fight the man who crippled them. Hands-down the most tasteless martial arts film you'll ever see, starring real handicapped actors.
  • Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #3
    Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #3
    This Filipino kidsploitation looks like a hootin' good time!
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Turkey)
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Turkey)
    One of my favorite posters in my entire collection. Read on to find out why...
  • Dog Lay Afternoon (Turkey)
    Dog Lay Afternoon (Turkey)
    Sick sick sick ! This Italian sleaze sundae features Ilona 'Cicciolina' Staller and was written and co-directed by actor George Eastman (a.k.a. Luigi Montefiori), star of many sleazy Italian films. Oddly, Joe D'Amato had nothing to do with this film.
  • Tilt (Mexico)
    Tilt (Mexico)
    Totally inappropriate and pedophilic lobby card for this tame drama, starring 13 year-old Brooke Shields as a pinball wizard.
  • Narcosatanicos Diabolicos
    Narcosatanicos Diabolicos
    Wacky Mexican sex comedy, somehow involving drugs and Satan
  • Crocodile Evil (Thailand)
    Crocodile Evil (Thailand)
    Another freaky-looking Thai poster for a weird-ass 80's Hong Kong horror flick. I'm going to pretend that crocodile isn't doing what I think its doing between that girl's legs.
  • Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #2
    Bionic Boy – Turkish lobby card #2
  • Krasue Grahailuead (Thai)
    Krasue Grahailuead (Thai)
    Weird as it may look to Westerners, the Krasue (the flying head'n'organs witch) is very common in the folklore of Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia and the Phillippines., and has already appeared in 30+ films. The title here literally means "Bloody Filth-Eating Spirit”.
  • Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (Mexico)
    Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (Mexico)
    What were they thinking? The band hates this movie, because they claim it made them look silly. Really guys, you didn't see that coming after reading the script?